Me, Myself, and I
When I try to get the bartenders attention
ME ON MONDAYS

judgmntal:

when your crush wanna borrow a pencil

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When you get in a drunken argument with someone less drunk than you
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
When too many hot guys walk into a bar at once

troyesivan:

NEW VIDEO: UNDERAGE DRINKING??? (AND OTHER UPDATES)
I’ll be stalking some rebloggers! <3
When my boss asks me to work late on a Friday